Be Serious for 30 Seconds - YouTube Contest

A friend posted a video done by SNL's Fred Armisen the other day. He wanted to "serious" videos.

The rules of making a video were the following:
Rule 1: It has to be serious.
Rule 2: It has to be 30 seconds or less
Rule 3: No more than 2 people in it
Rule 4: At least 1 5 second dramatic pause
Rule 5: At least 1 cutaway to an object
Rule 6: Do your best acting
Rule 7: It needs to have a door slamming

 My first attempt while clever, exceeded the time limit and was subjected to the YouTube trolls. The second attempt faired much better I believe. Check out both vids below and let us know what you think.